Meet the Crew

Avast, me hearties—welcome aboard! Here, you’ll meet the fearless crew who keep our woodworking vessel sailing full speed ahead. From the Captain charting our course to the Kraken Wrangler taming unruly builds, and the Sea Shanty Specialist lifting our spirits, every shipmate has a vital role. With ingenuity, passion, and a hint of mischief, this lively band of artisans creates treasures fit for the most daring tabletop voyages!

Captain Anthony

Our steadfast leader at the helm, Anthony sets the course for daring innovations and navigates each venture through choppy waters. With an eye on the horizon, he unites the crew under a single banner of creativity and quality.

Joe, First Mate

Serving as the steadfast right hand to our Captain, Joe keeps the crew in shipshape from dawn till dusk. His skill in boosting morale and enforcing order ensures smooth sailing—even when the waters get rough. Whether he’s patching up scrapes on the hull or lending a listening ear, Joe is the dependable anchor that holds our salty bunch together.

April, Lookout of Logistics

From scheduling voyages to organizing the crew’s administrative tasks, April keeps a vigilant watch over human resources and event planning. A master of coordination, she ensures smooth sailing from one port of call to the next.

Josh, Treasure Scout & Artificer

Josh ventures forth to find the finest resources and unlock hidden opportunities, returning with fresh leads and exciting ideas. His knack for inventing new contraptions ensures our product line evolves with a dash of engineering marvel.

Mackenzie, Sea Shanty Specialist

Mackenzie keeps the crew’s spirits high with her rousing sea shanties, all while brewing magical teas to keep everyone invigorated. Between chorus lines, she meticulously manages the final assembly, ensuring each vault emerges in shipshape condition.

Nick & Persephone, Laser Canon Crew

Nick runs the laser cannons with a precision that cuts through the thickest timbers, while Persephone, his loyal canine companion, keeps watch to ensure all goes smoothly. Together, they make an unstoppable team in the fight against faulty cuts and charred edges.

Coltan, Hull Painter & Ether Alchemist

Coltan breathes new life into each piece with vibrant finishes, mixing custom concoctions that seal and enhance the wood’s natural charm. A true magician of materials, he ensures our vaults sail on in radiant style.

Em, Ship’s Kraken Wrangler

Em tames our most unruly tasks on the vault line, wrestling tricky builds into submission with fearless dedication. Armed with the courage befitting a Kraken Wrangler, he’s always ready to tackle the monstrous challenges that lurk beneath the surface of any woodworking endeavor.

Noa, Market Hawker & Vault Line Mate

Working side-by-side with Em on the vault line, Noa doubles as our charismatic hawker at markets and fairs—he can charm the gold right out of a dragon’s hoard. His quick wit and friendly banter keep customers hooked on our latest wooden marvels.